Prologue: Nord, the villain of the eroge
Bang!
"What the hell is this damn eroge?!"
I couldn't help but punch the table, thinking that the title "The Rising Hero's Academy Harem Unrivaled" was a bit misleading. I thought the title was a complete scam. The abbreviation "Unrivaled Hero" was misleading, and I was just about done with the game. The rivalry character, Nord, was so overpowering, it was only stressing me out...
What do you mean, "It's a direct strike to the crotch of lonely gentlemen" (by SACHI HIDE)?!
However, having been lured in by the thumbnail of the insanely cute Eri-tan and having bought it at full price from an e-commerce site for grown-up gentlemen, I can't just give up halfway through, so I resume playing.
──── In the arena of a certain Hero Academy.
A young man dressed in a custom black uniform, with sharp eyes and black hair, spoke coldly to a blonde boy who was kneeling on the stone floor of the arena, using his sword as a cane.
"I had hoped for great things from you, thinking you had the talent of a hero, but it seems I was wrong. Kain... I’m truly disappointed in you."
The man who spoke with a sigh and an air of disappointment was Nord Villance. At the age of 15, he was tall, handsome, and the heir to the Duke of Ackersen Kingdom, bearing a dark soul despite his appearance.
Nord was unscathed, having completely blocked every attack from the blonde boy. On the other hand, Kain, the boy, had bruises all over his body, along with broken bones, lacerations, and abrasions.
Kain, the protagonist of "Unrivaled Hero", and Nord's classmate, was conscious but collapsed on the ground. Still, Kain glared at Nord with defiance, offering a final resistance.
"What’s with that look? Are you so upset about losing to me? If so, I’ll make sure you regret it even more."
"Ugh..."
With a dull sound, Nord stomped on Kain's palm, grinding it with his polished leather shoe, as if extinguishing a cigarette.
"Know the foolishness of defying me, you commoner."
"Ugh─────!"
A loud thud echoed in the arena when Nord kicked Kain in the side. Kain’s body bounced across the arena floor before rolling out of the ring.
"Kain!"
Just as Kain’s body was about to fall out of bounds, a beautiful young lady leapt from the stands and shielded him, covering him with her own body.
Her name was Elise.
Her silver hair sparkled dazzlingly in the sunlight, and her blue eyes were so clear that one could peer into their depths without ever reaching the bottom.
Although all students of the Royal Hero Academy were required to wear the same standard uniform, Elise's rare beauty and the mature, enchanting appearance of someone far beyond her 15 years caused every man to fixate on her.
The people of the kingdom would offer a prayer at the sight of her, for she was born with the qualities of a saint.
Elise immediately checked Kain’s condition and attempted to cast a healing spell.
"May the Earth Mother Yulha heal this fallen soul with her mercy!"
However, Kain grabbed her arm, refusing the healing spell in the middle of her incantation.
"Elise... you can’t... this is a duel between me and Nord... it’s dangerous... haah, haah... stay back..."
Concerned for Kain’s safety, Elise stood up and called out to Nord, undeterred by the ominous aura of killing intent surrounding him.
Upon seeing Elise stand, Nord instinctively licked his lips. Her academy uniform was so provocative that it left little to the imagination.
The blazer, barely long enough to cover her waist, paired with a short skirt, created an even more pronounced absolute territory.
But that was a trivial matter.
The girls' blouses at the Hero Academy were cut short, exposing their midriffs... and when combined with Elise’s beauty, it would be no exaggeration to say her allure was cheat-level overwhelming!
"Nord! The outcome has already been decided. Cease your violent actions at once."
"Violent actions? Ridiculous... The one who challenged me to a duel is that fool over there. And if Kain loses... you will..." Heh heh heh...
──── The commoner can be disposed of!
──── A prestigious academy has no need for commoners!
"What are you saying?! He was trying to save this kingdom..."
From the audience, jeers aimed at Kain were hurled, and Elise looked around, confused, as she tried to take in the situation.
Amidst the jeers, a middle-aged man dressed in a tailcoat entered the arena from the entrance.
"Lord Nord, the matter has been successfully resolved."
"I see. You may leave."
"Yes, sir!"
The man conveyed only the necessary information to Nord with a stoic expression before leaving the arena. After receiving the report, Nord dragged his beloved sword, the folding sword Galianus, and stood before Elise.
"Elise, do you plan to just stand around here doing nothing? Count Magdalia was secretly collaborating with a neighboring country, and, incredibly, he was plotting to rebel against the King. How foolish... Your criminal parents will likely meet their end at the guillotine tomorrow."
"What did you say!? My father and mother would never betray His Majesty... No way, Nord! Are you the one behind this?!"
Elise was shocked, but quickly saw through the manipulation before her. Still, Nord showed no sign of remorse as he shook his head from side to side and made a proposal that Elise could never accept.
"You’re saying such things. Your ancestors were loyal hounds of the King, and yet now... Look at the way you and your family carry yourselves. But fear not, Elise. Rejoice. The kind-hearted me will spare your life. However, you’ll serve me as a maid."
"If it means living under your support, I would rather take my own life right here."
"Oh? That’s interesting, but do you think you could really do that?"
As Elise touched the knife hidden at her thigh, Kain, barely conscious, tried to stop her.
"Elise... live..."
"Kain!"
Tears streamed down Elise’s face as she embraced the fading Kain, her heart breaking as his consciousness began to slip away.
Soon after, Elise discovered the truth of Nord’s words. She was dressed in a maid’s outfit, anxiety written across her face as she stood in his room.
(No way... Elise, are you really going to be taken by Nord?!)
Though it was a maid's uniform, the skirt was long and not modest, and Elise's outfit was provocative, making her look like either a bar waitress or a street prostitute. The bustier's chest was open wide, so not only her cleavage but even her areola was visible.
The skirt was short, so if she wasn't careful, her underwear would be exposed in an instant, and seeing her indecent appearance by the Nord, Elise's face turned red like a ripe apple and she grabbed the hem of her skirt to hide her underwear.
However, when she covered the front, her backside was exposed, and Nord laughed at this.
"Hehehe... what a view. Elise, who is said to be the most beautiful woman in the Kingdom of Ackersen... no, on this continent of Flanoa, will be my maid and my companion for the night!"
"Who wants to be your companion..."
"Are you sure? If you don't do as I say, your parents will be executed... If you can satisfy me, I'll petition King John for his life. If you don't want to do that, I'll go to bed now."
"Wait!"
"Ah, I'm bored."
Nord yawned exaggeratedly and put his feet up on the sofa railing, assuming an arrogant attitude. He flicked his fingers at the bell on the table, and a butler in black appeared and tried to get Elise to leave.
"Nord is going to bed. Please leave your things."
Then she hurriedly ran over to Nord and knelt down in front of him.
"Wait a second... I'll do anything. So please save my father and mother."
"You should have just agreed from the beginning..."
Nord shook his head in exasperation, but he felt the joy of making the strong-willed Elise submit. He clenched his chin and silently made the butler step back, and said to Elise.
"But I'm generous. Elise, I'll give you a chance."
Nord continued speaking, sticking his crotch out in front of Elise, who was sitting flat on her back.
"If you can make me cum, I'll ask for your parents' lives to be spared."
"What do you mean by cum..."
Elise was confused, not understanding what Nord had said.
"This is great! A shy hero candidate and a naive young lady, the perfect combination for cuckolding!"
Nord, seeing Elise's reaction, arched his back and burst out laughing. Wiping away the tears from his eyes, which had come out from laughing too much, Nord whispered in her ear.
"Lick and suck my man's thing, okay?"
Nord took off his pants and underwear in one go.
"How filthy...how dare you show me something like that!?"
Elise was so embarrassed that she covered her face with her hands, but Nord grabbed her hand and threatened her, showing it to her.
"Kukuku...is that okay? Your parents' lives are at stake. Come on, lick it quickly!"
"Ugh, licking a place like that..."
Elise, who had never even kissed Kain and only held hands, was about to vomit as Nord's lower body was brought close to her face.
"Ah, it's cold tonight. We'd better start before I change my mind."
Elise, fearfully, made up her mind and began.
Elise's beautiful lips and pure tongue were violated, and she coughed out Nord's filthy lust.
"At this rate, you won't be able to help your parents. At best, we can postpone the day of their execution."
"No way..."
Placing her hands on the elegant carpet, Elise looked at Nord, who stood with his arms crossed.
"I'll do it better next time, so please... leave my parents alone..."
Elise apologized for her inexperienced service and desperately clung to Nord's lower body, which she had no desire to see or smell.
"Hehe, you were once called a saint, but now you're like a prostitute. I'll praise you for your attitude. But that's enough."
Nord picked up Elise with ease and slowly walked towards the bed. Even the naive Elise seemed to see through Nord's intentions, as she tried to resist by hitting him with her clasped hand, but Nord didn't budge at all.
Her resistance was futile, and Elise was laid down on the bed. Nord immediately held down her arms and legs to prevent her from escaping, and covered her.
He didn't stop there, and forcefully pulled down the front of her maid uniform, revealing her ripe breasts.
"Wonderful!"
Hurriedly, she covered her breasts with her free hand, but the beauty of Elise's breasts, reminiscent of the finest fruit, and the delicious fragrance that wafted from them transformed Nord into a hungry wolf.
"Such a grown man touching breasts... mmm! mmm~!"
Seeing Elise's breasts, Nord could only tremble and say one word of praise, but it didn't last more than five seconds as he sucked on her chest like a baby.
"I'm not a lewd saint, you lewd saint!"
"N-no... I'm not a lewd saint... mmm... not..."
Even though she didn't want to, Elise was about to let out a sweet cry as Nord licked her, so she bit her lip tightly and tried desperately to hold back her voice.
Nord grinned and snapped his fingers, and several men came out of the servants' waiting room.
"Uh, uh, uhhhh..."
Among them was Kain, whose hands and feet had been restrained and gagged by Nord's minions.
"Look, Elise. Your beloved man is in the audience."
"No, no, don't look, don't look, Kain! Nooooo--!!"
Elise's pleas were in vain as Kain's hair was grabbed and his head was forcibly fixed.
"Hm--! Hm--! Hmm--!!"
"I'm going to give you a lesson in how to treat a woman. How's that for you? You'll be grateful. If I get bored of it, I don't mind giving it to you, hahahahahaha!”
Nord got behind Elise and spread her legs, stroking her thighs as if to show off her underwear to Kain.
Nord's fingers moved like a snake crawling on the ground, stroking Elise's thighs.
"Well, you're trying your best. How about touching you directly?"
"Hii!"
Elise, who was desperately trying to hold back so Kain wouldn't realize that she had felt something right in front of him, was sent tumbling down to his words, and she widened her eyes and backed away on the bed.
"Where are you trying to go? You can't escape from this bed... no, you can't escape from me anymore."
As Elise tried to escape on the wide bed, Nord grabbed her legs, pulled her closer, and tried to put his hand inside her skirt.
"You lewd saint. I haven't even touched you there yet, why is there a stain?"
"Your lying! You touched me..."
Nord had already removed his hand, but Elise's panties were getting wetter and wetter.
"Hehe... you want me to touch you so much... you can say whatever you want with your mouth, but your body is truly honest."
"Who would think your filthy hands would feel good? I won't run away or hide. Now, do as you like."
To show the pride of the prestigious Magdalia family, which has produced many famous holy knights, and to show Kain that she doesn't feel anything, Elise acted strong like a female knight.
The handsome Nord showed an ugly smile. Elise acted as if she was open to anyone's challenge, but it completely backfired.
As soon as Nord touched Elise, her fortress of pride fell in an instant.
Kain could only shed tears after witnessing what Elise had felt for Nord.
"It's nothing. Now I'll comfort you for the pain you've caused. Be grateful."
"Ugghhhhhhhhh!"
Kain screamed desperately from within the gag, trying to stop Nord, but Nord didn't listen to him. He removed the panties that had barely managed to hang on Elise's legs while she was in a daze...
"This is a small gift from me. Use it to comfort yourself."
He threw the panties he had ripped off at Kain's face. While Kain was distracted by the underwear, Nord had taken Elise's virginity.
Kain couldn't make a sound because of the gag in his mouth, so he screamed as hard as he could, but it didn't help.
Bright red blood spilled on the sheets...
His beloved lover had been seduced by the worst man.
"Fuhahahahaha! Be happy, Kain. I've turned the most beautiful woman on this continent into a grown woman!"
Nord turned his gaze to Kain and smiled with satisfaction.
(Uuh! Uuh! Aaaah--!! My Elise has been taken by that damn Nord, Chibaaaaa!!)
After being made to cum over and over again by the Nord, Elise's mind was exhausted by the pleasure and guilt, and she was left half-naked and breathing with raped eyes.
"Uh..., Uh..., Uh..."
Kain could only cry, his mind was on the verge of collapse as he was forced to watch the depraved Nord and his beloved Elise in their indecent acts.
"Hahaha, Kain. Your woman is as good as she looks. Just wait until I get bored of her, until I'm completely worn out!"
No longer having the energy to resist Nord, he just stared at Elise in shock.
Nord seemed to have lost interest in the listless Kain, and ordered his servant.
"I've lost my interest, throw me out."
Kain was tossed out of the Villance family grounds like trash, and staggered like a ghost, disappearing somewhere.
────Swoosh, haa...swoosh, haa...
"Nord! Right now I'm a weak man who couldn't even protect Elise... But remember this! I'll definitely get Elise back from you! Elise's loving gaze, her big breasts that represent motherhood, her soft ass that seem to be asking to be impregnated, and her plump thighs that make me want to squeeze my face in them..."
(Nord... You stole my Elise, I'll never forgive you──────────! I shouted in unison with Kain, but Kain... Stop sniffing Elise's panties and swearing revenge. You've just blown my mind!)
"Elise is so messed up... What's wrong with me that I can't help but see it even though I don't want to!"
(Plus I've lightly awakened to my NTR fetish...)
------Three years have passed since Elise was seduced by Nord.
Unable to let go of his feelings for Elise, Kain aimed to defeat Nord and finally awakened as a hero.
"Ugh... with one more strike, I'll defeat Nord... and get Elise back..."
"You're not finishing it right... that's why you're..."
Fighting with all their might, the two collapsed to the ground, unable to move.
A woman dressed in a maid's uniform appeared in front of Nord, who had fallen face-up. The maid lovingly stroked his hair and smiled.
"Lord Nord, are you safe?"
"Oh, you've come at just the right time. Put a heal on me. Kill that rotten hero right away... Elise, you... what are you thinking!?"
Elise, who was supposed to be smiling, took out a knife from the holder attached to her thigh inside her skirt and swung it up in her opposite hand.
"Finally... finally... this day has come. How I have waited ever since you humiliated me. Now, a piece of human garbage like you should be burned in the flames of hell and purified."
Just as the sunlight hit the white blade and it was blinding, the knife slammed down towards Nord's stomach.
"S... stop... ughhhhh”
Elise’s face turned bright red as Nord let out a scream.
“N-No, stop… Elise… You love me…”
Slash, slash, slash!
“You really are a fool… Did you actually think I was enjoying myself just because I moaned when you ordered me to? That’s ridiculous. It was all an act. We’ll never see each other again. Goodbye, Nord.”
Elise smiled seductively before delivering the final blow to Nord’s heart without hesitation.
His jaw went slack, his mouth hanging open, and his lifeless eyes remained wide as his body crumpled into an unsightly corpse. Meanwhile, beside him, Kain and Elise gazed lovingly into each other’s eyes, utterly happy.
(Serves you right—!)
Honestly, he deserved to die.
Now that Nord—who had even become the final boss—was finally dead, I felt an overwhelming sense of satisfaction. And best of all, he was killed by my beloved Elise!
Gulp, gulp! Pwah—!
I downed my drink in celebration of their reconciliation.
“What kind of nonsense is ‘Boost sales by any means necessary’?! That’s exactly how you end up like Nord, you idiot!”
There’s nothing more tragic than being a corporate drone, constantly tormented by a power-harassing boss. I was so overworked I barely had the energy to go outside, and now, on my first day off in a month, I was spending it playing an eroge…
Well, whatever.
At least I feel refreshed.
And, well… in that way too…
Feeling bold from the alcohol, I ignored the barrage of calls and messages blowing up my phone.
Brrrrrrr! Brrrrrrr!
Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!
If I were reincarnated as Kain, I’d make damn sure Nord never got the chance to steal Elise away from me.
The game never explicitly said so, but the level gap between Nord and Kain was massive. Honestly, Nord was much stronger. And yet, Elise deliberately let him have her to drain his energy and secure Kain’s victory.
Even though she sacrificed her virginity to Nord, she remained devoted to Kain the entire time. Her selfless love moved countless players.
Clatter.
An empty can slipped from my hand, hitting the floor.
“One, two, se’ven, uh, five… nine… green…”
Oh, crap. How many have I had?
I couldn’t even count the empty 500ml cans rolling under my desk. Zero-sugar strong drinks went down too easily, and I’d lost track.
Wait, was that an earthquake? Huh? My head’s spinning… No, my whole body’s shaking… Everything’s shaking—
Damn… My head hurts…
Ahh… My consciousness is fading. I haven’t even shut down my PC, but I guess I’ll just pass out like this…
“…Master, it is time to wake up.”
What’s this? My head hurts, and I don’t want to wake up.
Hm? Master?
Has anyone ever called me that before, especially in my pathetic, corporate drone state?
No, no one!
Wait, did someone come to wake me up?
No, there’s no one like that either!
“What the hell is this headache?! I’ve never had such a terrible wake-up before!”
I forced my heavy eyelids open, sat up, and realized I was speaking in a strange tone.
In front of me stood a beautiful woman dressed in a black-and-white two-tone maid uniform.
“Good morning, Master Nord.”
The maid greeted me with a smile, unfazed by my tone. I recognized her face. Her name was Meina-san. Her ponytail shimmered like silver threads, swaying gently. Her blue eyes exuded a sense of calm, as if they could put anyone at ease.
“Huh? Master… Nord?”
“Yes, Master Nord Villance.”
She answered clearly with a smile.
What the hell is going on here!?
I looked around in a panic. The bed I was lying on had a canopy, and its posts were painted white, decorated with gold and silver, to the point of being gaudy. The room’s walls and furniture were just as lavish, like the bedposts.
Did I somehow become Nord, the hated character who gets served right in the end?!
(Meina-san, where’s the mirror?)
“Meina-san, bring me a mirror! Right now!”
“Yes, of course.”
I thought I had spoken in a calm, polite tone, but for some reason, I had barked it at her with authority.
This pompous way of speaking… is this really me?
No, it’s not set in stone yet.
“Master Nord, here it is.”
Oh no…
Reflected in the mirror was a strikingly handsome face—sharp, almond-shaped blue eyes, sleek black hair, and chiseled features far too good-looking for a villain.
Thud…
The mirror slipped from my hands and landed weakly on the plush feather duvet. Meina-san’s expression shifted, her face filled with concern.
“Master Nord!? Are you all right? Have you once again been captivated by your own noble visage?”
Just how much of a narcissist is this guy?!
I nearly snapped back at her but bit my tongue. Still, Nord looked younger than I had imagined—probably around ten years old, before he enrolled in the academy.
But if I go to the academy as planned, I’ll meet Elise, and she’ll kill me. I’ll get served right just like in the game…
As I clutched my forehead, overwhelmed by the impending doom awaiting me, Meina-san’s voice gently called out.
“Master Nord… would you like your morning milk?”
…Huh?
“Of course I would! Hurry up and undress.”
What the hell am I sayingggg?!
Gulp…
Meina-san loosened the lace at the front of her maid uniform—designed like a corset—and slipped her arms from the sleeves, baring her shoulders.
That’s… incredibly sexy.
My eyes were glued to her, and she quickly noticed my gaze.
“Master Nord… being stared at so intently at my old skin is quite embarrassing…”
Old? No way! She’s far younger than I was before I reincarnated as Nord.
From the way she spoke, it was clear that Nord regularly partook in this so-called morning milk, but judging by her flushed cheeks, I had been staring at her way too much.
Still, an adult woman blushing with embarrassment is just as unfairly cute as using cheat codes in a gacha game.
“…Fine. I won’t look. Just hurry up and undress.”
“Yes, Master…”
Bouncy~
Th-these are real girl's breasts...
Pretending to look away, I glance at Meina-san, revealing her ample, F-cup breasts, which bounced up and down.
Meina-san holds my head and rests it on her lap. Looking up, I'm overwhelmed by the power of her voluminous underboob.
Meina-san holds my head again and brings her nipple to my mouth. Following instinct, I suck on her nipple, and she twitches lightly, letting out a sigh and asking me.
"Does it taste good, Lord Nord?"
"Mmmm, it's good!"
What do you mean, "Mmmm, it's good!"!! You're talking like you're bossy, but aren't you just a mama's boy?
I was barely ten years old when I started sucking on the breasts of Meina-san, who was my wet nurse.
Meina-san looks so young that it's hard to believe she's a mother, but her soft skin is different from that of a teenager, and it wraps around me as if sucking at my skin.
The fact that she has a wet nurse means that Nord wasn't raised by his biological mother... Dahlia, I think? She wasn't raised by her.
"Thank you for sucking on my older breasts."
To put it mildly, it's the best...
"You should be grateful, and I'll suck on them forever."
I wonder if he was trying to sound cool? But he's a mama's boy, isn't he? Even though he's such a creepy Nord...
"Thank you, thank you, Lord Nord... for loving Meina..."
"Don't worry, Meina is like a mother to me!"
Meina-san's eyelids dripped down her cheeks, then onto her breasts, where I sucked them.
Her breasts, mixed with tears, had a strange taste.
Meina-san is my wet nurse after all.
In that case...
"Meina-san, get on the bottom."
"Yes!"
Unable to contain my desire, I ordered her. Far from refusing, she obediently followed my orders. Not reluctantly, but rather happily.
Before my reincarnation, I would never have said such a thing, but as a cheeky but handsome shota, I can forgive it!
I straddled Meina-san, kneeling beside her soft waist, and looked down at the magnificent view. Her soft breasts like jiggling puddings swayed in front of my eyes from her half-removed maid uniform.
"Nord-sama, when you look down at me like that, I know I've lost my shape, and it's embarrassing…”
Meina-san blushed and crossed her hands to hide her nipples, looking incredibly cute.
"No parent would be ashamed to breastfeed their child, so just be proud. Consider it an honor to be able to breastfeed me!"
"Yes, Master Nord."
When I tried to tell her not to be embarrassed, she replaced it with words that made me wonder if I was really a ten-year-old child, and persuaded Meina-san.
Slowly, her tightly closed hands opened, revealing her beautiful, perfectly shapeless breasts.
Breasts that looked like they were collected together with a mother's loving affection!
That's right, this isn't an erotic act, but breastfeeding, a fine act of parenting! I took Meina-san-san's words to heart and sucked her body.
"Ahhh, Nord-sama! It tickles... Stop licking me..."
As I was enjoying the taste of Meina-san to my heart's content, I heard the sound of the door to the room, reminiscent of a huge wall, opening.
"Pee, pee."
What is this cute creature...?
A little girl holding a teddy bear appeared through the gap in the door. She peeked at me through the gap, and with all her might, she opened the heavy door just enough for her small body, and looked proud as if she had completed a job.
She was so small that she didn't even reach my chest. Although she wasn't wearing a hat, the little girl reminded me of a French doll. Her blonde hair in vertical curls, her sapphire-like eyes, and her white frills and blue outfit stood out against her pale skin.
I hurriedly tried to get away from Meina-san, but the little girl didn't seem to notice and treated me normally.
So this is what a Nord's daily life is like...
I'm so jealous!
When Meina-san bowed to the little girl, she narrowed her eyes and looked happy, like a cat having its forehead stroked, but then she suddenly remembered something and asked me.
"Onii-sama, Onii-sama! Are you still going to bed?"
The little girl's lisping tone was quite adorable.
It seemed that the girl was Nord's little sister.
"I overslept? There's no man as hardworking and capable as me."
When I tried to reply with "Good morning," Nord replied to the little girl as usual, puffing out his chest and acting all arrogant.
Despite that, the little girl's reaction was unexpected and surprising.
"Yes! Marie thinks you're the best boy in the country."
"You're such a great guy!"
The little girl who jumped into my arms looked up, wanting me to stroke her head.
When I timidly stroked her head, she burst out in a big smile and hugged me tightly.
"I love you so much, Onii-sama!"
I guess that's what they mean when they say a little sister is so cute.
Meina-san was watching our loving brother-sister relationship with kind eyes, but her upper body was still naked...
Staring.
The little girl stared suspiciously at Meina-san's exposed breasts.
I was relieved to see that it was strange for a ten-year-old to be sucking on a breast after all, but at the same time I felt embarrassed at myself for letting myself get carried away by the atmosphere.
However, a single word from Meina-san overturned my thoughts.
"Would you like to suck on one too, Lady Marie?"
"Yes! Marie loves Meina-san's breasts!"
No, you too────────────!
Marie hugged Meina-san with a big smile, but Meina-san smiled as she held her as if she were her own child.
"My breasts are made of kindness, so please feel free to enjoy them both."
In the end, we took Meina-san's words to heart and shared her two breasts together, brother and sister sucking happily.
"Thank you for the meal."
"When you grow up."
I nearly burst out laughing at Marie's words as she tried to imitate me. If she likes sucking girls' breasts even as a little girl, I can't imagine what kind of girl she'll grow up to be!
"That would be no joke if someone said I’d turned into a pervert or something."
Saying that, Meina-san left us for a moment to prepare a meal.
“O-Onii-sama…”
As soon as we were alone in the room, Marie’s face turned pale, making me panic.
“Are you feeling sick?”
Young children are especially prone to sudden changes in health. Even if we wanted to go to a hospital, who knows if a proper medical facility even exists in this eroge-style fantasy world?
Elise was a healing mage, so magic might be able to handle it, but…
As my thoughts spun in circles, trying to figure out what to do, Marie said something that completely deflated my tension.
“You see, Onii-sama… Marie is scared and can’t go to the toilet…”
“Again?”
“Again again…”
From the way Nord spoke about it, this seemed to be a common occurrence. But still, it’s the middle of the day…
I couldn’t just leave such a cute girl to fend for herself, but Nord said something unexpected.
“It can’t be helped. I, the great Nord, shall accompany you. You may express your gratitude to your heart’s content.”
“Yay! Onii-sama is the best Onii-sama ever! Marie loves you lots!”
Wha—!?
I never expected this side of Nord. I thought he was just some villainous noble heir, but he’s actually pretty caring when it comes to his little sister.
Well, Nord isn’t the protagonist, and since the story is mostly told from the protagonist Kain’s perspective, it’s not surprising that I wouldn’t have noticed…
But still, this gap in his character is insane!
Marie toddled over to the toilet inside her room and stopped in front of the door. It wasn’t even twenty meters from the center of the room, but to tiny Marie, even that distance was too much.
“Onii-sama… please check if there’s anything scary inside first…”
“If I open the door, any monster will flee in an instant. Leave it to me!”
What is this? Nord is actually acting like a proper Onii-sama!
I dramatically flung open the door, revealing a porcelain toilet in the center. It had a blue mosaic pattern from some kind of glaze, but aside from that, it was just an ordinary Western-style toilet, no different from the ones in my old world.
Marie, reassured that there was nothing scary inside, made her way to the toilet and sat down on the seat. As she began to pull down her skirt, I turned to close the door—
But then—
“Nooo! You can’t, Onii-sama! Are you abandoning Marie!?”
Abandoning? Isn’t that a little dramatic…?
…Shiver…shiver…
“Hiiiin! Onii-samaaa!”
Marie suddenly clung tightly to me.
At first, I thought she was just being a scaredy-cat, but then I heard it too—an eerie voice, like that of a young woman’s ghost…
To be perfectly honest, even with the mind of an adult, I was on the verge of wetting myself.
“D-Do not panic! The Villains family knows no fear!”
“Aye!”
Marie responded with all the forced enthusiasm she could muster, which was honestly pretty endearing.
“Alright, Marie! You can handle this on your own, right?”
“Uuu… Uuu… I still want Onii-sama to stay…”
As I reached to close the door, Marie pouted, her lips forming a trembling little frown. She looked like she was about to cry at any moment.
If possible, I’d stay right here and see this through until Marie successfully did her business. But… today’s world just doesn’t allow for such things!
I couldn’t exactly explain the complicated adult circumstances to Marie, so I wracked my brain for a solution. Then, an idea struck me.
“If you manage to go all by yourself, I’ll let you sleep next to me tonight. Think you can do it?”
“Yeah! Marie will do her best!!”
I figured Marie was craving affection, so I decided to reward her efforts with some quality bonding time, gently guiding her toward a bit of independence.
To make sure she didn’t feel lonely, I stood as close as possible, watching over her through the gradually narrowing gap in the door.
The smaller the gap got, the sadder Marie’s expression became. It hurt to see her like that, but I steeled myself and shut the door completely.
“Onii-shama, are you still there?”
“I am. Don’t worry, just focus and go.”
“O-Okay!”
Gulp…
The sound of a little girl relieving herself echoed from beyond the door, making me tense involuntarily.
I couldn’t help but feel an odd sense of guilt, having borne witness to such a private, forbidden moment.
Then, just as suddenly as it began, the sound stopped.
With a loud BANG, the door flew open, and Marie sprang out like a jack-in-the-box, launching herself into my chest.
“Thank you, Onii-sama! Marie did it! Marie did it! I went potty all by myself!!”
Marie, whose beauty could put even the finest child models to shame, looked up at me with sparkling eyes.
Too pure.
Ahh, too pure.
Too pure.
—Nord Villance, a haiku from the heart.
As I trembled with emotion, Marie pressed a finger to her lips and asked,
“Onii-sama, you forgot something important! You’re not going to do the wipey-wipey anymore?”
“Marie, you’re a proper young lady now who can go potty all by herself! Wipey-wipey is a no-go.”
“…I guess it can’t be helped… But I’m really looking forward to tonight! Let’s call Meina-san and have a sleepover, just the three of us!”
…Yeah, growing up in a household like this, it’s no wonder Nord’s views on women and ethics ended up so warped.
But what surprised me was that, despite being labeled as a villain, within the walls of his own room, Nord’s world wasn’t one of cruelty—it was, in its own way, a gentle and affectionate place. Sure, it was a little… suggestive, but at its core, it was oddly wholesome.
Rather than a depraved antagonist, he and Marie just seemed like a pair of siblings dealing with their own brand of chaos.
Wait, no, no, no!
I can’t let myself get swept up in their world!
This is very bad!
If things play out like they did in the game, and I end up stealing Elise from Kain, I’m definitely going to get murdered by her.
I mean, if I ever saw Elise—the beautiful yet sinful version of her, having succumbed to being Nord’s personal pleasure maid—I doubt I’d have the strength to resist her temptations.
No, I have to take a different path!
My only chance of survival is to ensure Kain and Elise’s relationship develops smoothly, supporting them as a good friend… and secretly playing cupid from the shadows.
If Kain earns a noble title after defeating the Demon King and his relationship with Elise reaches the brink of marriage, that’ll be my cue. I’ll slip away unnoticed and finally achieve my dream of a peaceful slow life.
According to the game’s timeline, Kain and Elise’s fateful first meeting should be happening soon.
I’ll make sure they fall in love—no matter what!
