E-Book Bonus: Original Short Story “How to Have Fun at a Pool with Dangerous People”
Today, we’re at the pool to help Erika unwind.
The busty trio—Haya, Erika, and Himari—in their swimsuits took down male guests in more ways than one. We splashed around like it was straight out of a youth flick, and Erika and I floated lazily in the lazy river with a floatie.
Before I knew it, it was past lunchtime, and my stomach was growling.
“Aki~ I’m starving~”
Haya, who’d been playing full-throttle, shuffled over, whining about her hunger.
Her wet skin brushed against me. Couldn’t help but notice…
Once I noticed, keeping my lower half in check was a struggle.
Cool it, Akio Gouda. Don’t get horny in a crowded place like this in broad daylight.
“Akio-kun… I’m starving too. ♡”
“Don’t you start getting horny.”
Himari leaned her body against me. She was clearly trying to seduce me. Don’t press your chest against me here!
“Can we eat here?”
“Yeah, there’s a place by the poolside.”
Erika, new to this kind of pool, tilted her head.
When she followed my pointing finger and spotted the food stall, her eyes sparkled. “You’re right,” she murmured.
Must be novel for an ojousama. The food’s nothing fancy, but Erika, too eager to wait, pushed me toward it.
They had hearty options like chashu ramen with a focus on the broth or fried rice with karaage, plus snacks like frankfurters and fries.
Erika scanned the menu and pointed at one item with a bright voice.
“I’ve never had shaved ice. Since we’re here, I wanna try it.”
Her innocent words froze us in place.
Never had shaved ice? Even a villain like Akio Gouda has childhood memories of eating it.
“R-Right. Shaved ice is delicious on a hot day.”
Himari recovered first, offering a quick save.
“Do rich people not even get to try shaved ice…?”
“But, like, there are super fancy ones, right? I saw some on TV with fruit and special syrups and all sorts of stuff piled on!”
My muttered comment got a frantic follow-up from Haya. Except she’s defending shaved ice, not Erika.
Sure, fancy shaved ice exists, but it’s still a commoner’s treat. Well, it was a luxury for nobles in the Heian era, but maybe history’s different in this ero-manga world.
They only sell cheap stuff here, but high-end shaved ice you need reservations for is a thing. I heard the texture and syrups are next-level. Now I wanna take Erika to a place like that and blow her mind.
“Shaved ice won’t fill you up, so let’s order other stuff too.”
“Huh? It’s piled that high and it won’t fill you up?”
Erika stared at the sample shaved ice, shocked. It’s just ice, you know.
As a kid, I thought shaved ice from street stalls was a steal—cheap and you could eat tons. That’s commoner sense, built from childhood.
So, we ordered yakisoba and katsu curry too.
“Here ya go! You ladies are so cute, I threw in some extra!”
“Thanks so much! ♡”
The chipper male staffer grinned like an idiot. Himari accepted the food with a charming smile.
“Himarin… How can you smile at a guy stretching his nose like that?”
Haya shot her a deadpan look. The pink honor student’s face went blank.
“Haya-chan, guys like that are harmless. Be nice, and they’ll do anything for you.”
Anything? Doubt it… Is Himari just a smooth operator, or am I being played too?
“Wow! Shaved ice colors are so pretty!”
Strawberry, lemon, blue Hawaii—bright red, yellow, and blue.
They’re vivid, almost too much. But as a kid, those bold colors looked delicious.
Eating blue Hawaii and getting a blue tongue is a fond memory. Can’t wait to see Erika’s reaction.
“Erika-san, careful—shaved ice stains your tongue the same color as the syrup.”
“Really? That sounds fun.”
“Oi, Haya, don’t ruin it!”
“Eh!? Did I mess up?”
She just had to explain it… I was looking forward to Erika’s surprised face. Too early for spoilers.
“Heh, Akio-kun’s got a childish side too.”
Himari’s gentle, teasing gaze made me feel like a kid. Being treated like that by her is… complicated.
“Look, Akio-kun! Is my tongue red?”
The oldest of us stuck out her tongue, showing off the red from her strawberry shaved ice.
That wriggling red tongue… How can the same body part look so different on a guy?
“Yeah, it’s bright red.”
“Hm, but I can’t see it myself, so it’s kinda boring. Gotta check a mirror later.”
Fair point. I shoveled down my blue Hawaii shaved ice. The sweet, refreshing taste filled my mouth.
“How’s this? Blue, right?”
“Wow! It really is! So cool! ♪”
I stuck out my likely blue tongue, and Erika’s eyes sparkled like a kid’s. Her excitement was kinda heartwarming.
“Hey, Akio-kun… Red and blue make purple, right?”
“Huh? Yeah, I guess.”
“Does it work with shaved ice syrup too…? Wanna try? ♡”
Erika’s face inched closer, her tongue sliding out seductively… her sweet scent tickling my nose.
…
…Okay, I’m curious. Would red and blue really make purple?
This is purely intellectual curiosity, not lust. Right now, rubbing tongues with Erika is just the most efficient way to find out.
As I leaned in, extending my tongue…
“Hey, you two, no naughty stuff in a place like this. Everyone’s watching.”
Himari’s voice snapped me back, and I glanced around. Some people looked embarrassed, others curious, and a few were already nosebleeding from excitement.
“…Erika’s the one making a sexy face, drawing attention.”
“Eh? You were making a sexy face too. Most girls couldn’t resist that sultry look up close. ♡”
Despite being gawked at, Erika casually went back to her shaved ice.
“Hey, Himuro-chan?”
“Eh, m-me?”
Erika’s sidelong glance made Haya jump, her blonde side-tail bouncing. Guess her surprise shows in her hair too.
Haya was the most excited watching us. She covered her face, but I knew she was staring.
“Shaved ice is so good! ♪”
Erika, thrilled with her first shaved ice, ignored Haya’s embarrassment.
“Haya-chan, let’s eat ours too.”
“Ugh… Why am I the most embarrassed here?”
“Hey, Haya-chan. Wanna see what color lemon and blue Hawaii make?”
“Which one do you wanna do, Himarin!?”
Jeez, the honor student and gyaru are so loud. Can’t we eat lunch in peace?
And so, we finished our meal in good spirits.
“Alright, gonna hit the bathroom.”
“See ya~”
After eating, I headed to the restroom. Haya waved me off with a casual flick.
Himari and Erika were chatting about something an honor student would like, so I didn’t join in. Akio Gouda’s off to the bathroom, cool as ever.
I didn’t take long, but when I got back, the three were being hit on by some random guys.
Well, with three gorgeous girls like that, no guy would leave them alone.
“Hey, you girls here alone?”
“You’re all super cute. Wanna hang with us?”
“We could be your bodyguards.”
Textbook pickup lines.
But I can’t let my guard down. In an ero-manga world, this could easily turn into an erotic plot.
“U-Um, that’s kinda…”
Haya tried to brush them off, but her usual spunk was gone. Despite her blonde gyaru look, she’s not great with flirty guys.
“We’re with someone, so no thanks.”
“We’ve all got a strong, dependable boyfriend. ♪”
Himari and Erika handled it smoothly. Those two have some serious guts.
“Your boyfriend can’t be better than us. Come on, what do you say?”
The guys’ eyes took on a less-than-friendly glint. …Staring at my girls like that.
“You’re not good enough for them. Go hit on someone somewhere else.”
“Huh? Who’re you… Whoa, huge!?”
They turned and glared, but seeing me, the pickup artists reeled back, eyes wide.
This is the body of a cocky, woman-stealing protagonist. No match for some flirty punks.
“What kinda muscles are those…?”
“His face is scary…”
“But, like, kinda cool…”
The guys were freaking out just looking at me.
They’re fit enough to hit on girls at a pool, probably into some sport. But they don’t hold a candle to Akio Gouda. I’m exercising hard every day, you know. Different level of training.
“Y-You’re their boyfriend? I don’t know which one’s your girl, but that means we can take the other two, right?”
Even with a tough guy like me showing up, they wouldn’t back off. Gotta admire the persistence, but not here.
Also, assuming I’ve only got one girlfriend? Big mistake.
“That’s your compromise, huh? I’d be fine with it… if my girls weren’t here.”
“Huh?”
While the guy blinked, Himari and Erika latched onto my arms.
“Ehehe, I’m Akio-kun’s girlfriend! ♡”
“I’m his girl too. ♡”
Both pressed their chests against me. Damn, those huge breasts feel amazing!
White and black bikinis, soaking wet, are a visual treat. The summer vibe (?) of the fabric’s texture is just perfect.
“U-Um… I’m Akio’s girlfriend too!”
With both arms taken, Haya hesitated before throwing herself at me from the front.
Her tight hug squished her colorful swimsuit, the weight of her assets hitting me directly.
“Haya-chan’s bolder than I thought…”
“Well, she gets pretty aggressive in bed toward the end…”
Feeling Haya through her swimsuit… It’s a different kind of thrill than usual…!
“““A man’s dream!?”””
The pickup artists ran off crying. No running by the poolside!
“What was with those guys…?”
Haya, cheek pressed against my chest, gaped at their weird behavior. That pose makes me wanna protect her…
“It’s summer. Heat makes some guys act dumb.”
I kinda get where they’re coming from, but I’m not gonna bother covering for them.
“Hah… Akio-kun’s muscles… so strong… ♡”
“Your body… it’s so hard. Let me touch more. ♡”
I noticed their heavy breathing. Himari and Erika, just clinging to my arms, were flushed, their faces pure feminine desire.
Don’t get horny here, you two. Look, the guys around us are leaning in.
“Oi, Haya, those two are—”
“Your chest… I can hear your heartbeat, and it’s driving me wild… ♡”
“You’re horny too!?”
Haya looked up, her face matching theirs in lust.
Seems Akio Gouda’s swimsuit look has an irresistible charm that forces beautiful girls into heat.
At the pool, it’s the villain, not the ero-manga heroines, causing the most trouble—I couldn’t help but realize that.
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